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Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Lose weight feel great

Lose weight,
Feel great,
Join our hypnotherapy
Slimming group.

Turn your fat slagginess
Into slim slagginess.

Tighten-up
Those love handles.

Lick those ladles
Of lard
Off your wobbles.

Amaze your boss
With your new
Sinuous,
Sexy,
Slenderness.

Gasp at the ease
With which you slip
Into your daughter's clothes.

Look in the mirror
And know
Which way round you are.

Stop being a roly-poly
Adipose pudding,
Plump dumpling,
You revolting
Fat
Hippowoman.

Lose weight,
Feel great,
Join our hypnotherapy

Slimming group.


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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Meditate to lose weight ?

Anonymous said...

Oh Yeah, and trainee spirit beings have to do something with the meat....

Anonymous said...

Developing the Hope muscles...